Detectives Notes

Interview with Dame Shayna:

Mario: Where were you at 9:00 this morning:
Shayna: 9:00? Let me think for a moment--oh yes, of course! I woke around 8 & went down to the kitchen a little later for a kale/carrot/nip smoothie & took it back upstairs. Then I did my usual 1-hour workout on the treadmill till a little after 9. Winston saw me in the kitchen--he gave me the smoothie.

Mario: Why did you come to Nipclub Manor this morning?
Shayna: I had to make some phone calls, mainly to book some last-minute DJs for the weekend--we had a couple cancellations.

Mario: What type of work do you do at the Manor?
Shayna: I run the place, and oversee the rest of the Management Team--there's always a whole lot to do!

Mario: What was your relationship to GangsterRat?
Shayna: Purely a business one--he holds mortgages on various Nipclub properties.

Mario: When did you last see GangsterRat?
Shayna: It must have been around 9:45--he came to my study to discuss the mortgages for around 15 min.

Mario: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. What was that about?
Shayna: About the mortgages--he wanted to put them up, & I said that wasn't in the agreement. We argued & he left.

Mario: How well do you know Ms. Katie, Miss Pink, Professor Dylan, Ms. Pearl, and Chef Winston?
Shayna: I know all of them quite well. Katie & I like the same type of music.

Mario: Does that make her a killer?
Shayna: I don't think so.
Moo is a DJ & barktender at Nipclub. Dylan is also a barktender. Pearl is weekly co-manager with TheNascarKitty, and Winston is our Nip Chef & Head Barktender.

Mario: Are you aware of anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Shayna: Probaby just about anyone who ever met him! Lived down to his name, unfortunately.

Mario: Are you having any type of financial troubles?
Shayna: Not personally, tho it's no secret GangsterRat has put up Mansion mortgage repayment rate more than once.

Mario: Who do you think killed GangsterRat and why?
Shayna: Probably someone he was trying to cheat--have always meowed he'd do that once too often!

Interview with Chef Winston:


Truman: What time did you arrive at Nipclub Manor this morning?
Winston: I arrived around 4 or 5 am. Maybe 5. I had a strong nip coffee on my way.

Truman: Why did you come to Nipclub Manor this morning?
Winston: I came to get ready for the pawty. Start working on the menu, etc. 

Truman: You're the Head Chef at Nipclub Manor--is that correct?
Winston: Head Chef yes indeed. But we have lots of Ginger cats running around here. Heck half of them are my boys :) *coughs*

Truman: How did you know GangsterRat?
Winston: Let's just say the guy was a scammer! A real dirty rat!

Truman: When did you last see GangsterRat?
Winston: I last saw him....*scratches head nervously* in the wine cellar with Dylan...I think.

Truman: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. What was it regarding?
Winston: You heard that, huh? We had a disagreement about some of the pawternity tests from my exes *digs claws in counter*.

Truman: How well do you know Ms. Katie, Miss Pink, Professor Dylan, Ms. Pearl, and Dame Shayna?
Winston: They are all good pals and coworkers. I'd even say we are family. 

Truman: You mentioned he was a real scammer. Do you know anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Winston: He, erm...he had a disagreement with everyone this morning. We all *chops up salad* wanted him off the property.  

Truman: Are you having any type of financial troubles?
Winston: You mean greedy exes still taking all my dough??? Thanks to that rodent I'm flat broke. 

Truman: Who do you think possibly killed GangsterRat and why?


Winston: *chokes on beer* we all wanted him dead! I mean gone...I said gone. 

Truman: Just one final question--you mentioned being broke because of GangsterRat & your exes. How are the two related?
Winston: He had some buddies come up with false positive results & turned them into the judge. They all split the cash! Turns out they were business partners if you know what I mean. They split the cash 50/50. False DNA papers=broke Tabby.

Interview with Ms. Pearl


Truman: What time did you arrive at Nipclub Manor this morning?
Ms. Pearl: I gets here at Nipclub Manor just before 6:00 am; went straight to da kitchen. Nommed breakfast wif Chef Winston in da kitchen at 6:00 am; returned to da herb garden around 7:00 am.

Truman: Why did you come to Nipclub Manor this morning?
Ms. Pearl: Had to prepare nip for da pawty.

Truman: What type of work do you do at Nipclub Manor? 
Ms. Pearl: I grow my Buzz nip brand of catnip. Pink flower. Plants get over 6 feet tall meow.

Truman: How did you know GangsterRat?
Ms. Pearl: That dude hangs around here for some reason mew.

Truman: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. What was it regarding?
Ms. Pearl: That phuger try to threaten me by sayin my nip has bad stuff in it but it not. It has special genetics.  

Truman: How well do you know Ms. Katie, Miss Pink, Professor Dylan, Chef Winston, and Dame Shayna?
Ms. Pearl: They my family meow. 

Truman: Do you know anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Ms. Pearl: Who didn't! MOL He was a pest. 

Truman: Are you having any type of financial troubles?
Ms. Pearl: Mostly not but could use a new harvester.
Truman: I understand they are very expensive
Ms. Pearl: For sure if it is a special color.  

Truman: Who do you think possibly killed GangsterRat and why?
Ms. Pearl: I would not mention anyones, they family. I bet he killed himself by lookin in mirror MOL

Interview with Ms. Katie


Mario: Where were you at 9:00 am this morning?
Ms. Katie: Um...I was in the library. I stopped & got strong nip coffee from Chef Winston & took it with me.

Mario: Why did you come to Nipclub Manor this morning?
Ms. Katie I came to work as always. Just havve stuffs to do daily. Routine stuffs.

Mario: What type of work do you do at Nipclub Manor? 
Ms. Katie: Well, look attractive, inventorying books the usual book placement of returns, cleaning...helping guests.

Mario: What was your relationship with GangsterRat?
Ms. Katie: That sorry sack o'beans wasn't killin' so don't look at ME! our relationship was me telling him to GET OUT!

Mario: When did you last see GangsterRat?
Ms. Katie: Well, when he was in the library at 9:00. I told him to get out & I was telling Shayna about his attempted blackmail & theft.

Mario: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. What was that about?
Ms. Katie: Well, he was a blackmailer & thief and I wanted him OUT.
Mario: Okay Ms. Katie. We got that message *marks in book* 
Ms. Katie: He was NO gentlerat. He even once accused me of not covering in the litterbox! The knave!

Mario: How well do you know Ms. Pearl, Miss Pink, Professor Dylan, Chef Winston, and Dame Shayna?
Ms. Katie: We are Fam-i-ly! They're my sisters and Brofur!. 

Mario: Are you aware of anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Ms. Katie: Well, just about everyone who knew him, the sorry sack o'beans.

Mario: I got the message from "sorry sack of beans" that you don't like GangsterRat. What did you do then? 
Ms. Katie: I went to the Music Room at 9:15 & got a pawdicure from Ms. Pearl. I heard Shayna & GangsterRat arguing. Hope she slugged him. 
When I came BACK to the library the 1st edition of War and Peace was MISSING!!!!

Mario: Yikes. Do you know who has it?
Ms. Katie: Dunno, maybe Rat cuz he was just there! I go to ballroom to get some oil to polish at 10:15 and stayed working until 11:30. I bet Rat took it! He was always swiping stuffs for money!

Mario: Are you having any type of financial troubles?
Ms. Katie: Well, the pay is too small but I get a little help from my furriends. Heeee. 

Interview with Professor Dylan:


Mario: Where were you at 9:00 am this morning?
Professor Dylan: I was in the wine cellar selecting wines for this weekend. 

Mario: Why did you come to Nipclub Manor this morning?
Professor Dylan: I came to select the wines for this pawty.

Mario: What type of work do you do at Nipclub Manor? 

Professor Dylan: I'm a professor of viticulture you know *important ears*
Whiny things. No, wait! Wine-y things. In the wine cellar. 

Mario: What was your relationship with GangsterRat?
Professor Dylan: We had some business dealings together.

Mario: When did you last see GangsterRat?
Professor Dylan: He left the wine cellar around 9 am. Not soon enough for me. 

Mario: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. What was that about?
Professor Dylan: It was very unpleasant. He stole patents from me *fidgets in seat* he discovered I had created Longevity wine. He wanted it. What a rat!

Mario: How well do you know Ms. Pearl, Miss Pink, Ms. Katie, Chef Winston, and Dame Shayna?
Professor Dylan: Quite well! We're like family!

Mario: Are you aware of anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Professor Dylan: Are you sure it wasn't a suicide? *hopeful ears* I can't imagine any of us killing him. We're a family.
Mario: Not by the way he was killed--no, not suicide. 

Mario: Are you having any type of financial trouble? 
Professor Dylan: *whiskers twitch* That rat was taking 75% of the royalties on all my varietals!

Mario: Oh boy! Quite a character that GangsterRat. We're almost done here pal. Who do you think killed GangsterRat and why?
Professor Dylan: I think GangsterRat offed himself. It would be the right thing to do. I can't believe one of my furiends would do this. 

Interview with Miss Pink:


Truman: What time did you arrive at Nipclub Manor this morning?
Miss Pink: I stayed at da manor overnight Detective as I was warming my vocals for tour!

Truman: For tour? What sort of tour? 
Miss Pink: Oh, I am in a band called Sweet Moo & the Troublemakers we are touring Australia!

Truman: What type of work do you do at Nipclub Manor? 
Miss Pink: Well that tends to vary really I do some DJing, Barktending, destroy stuff here & there!

Truman: *writes down DJing, barktending* um...you destroy stuff? Please Explain!
Miss Pink: Well sometimes I drink too much & things get a erm little out of my paws! So the odd window here & there. 

Truman: What was your relationship with GangsterRat? 
Miss Pink: Well Detective he was "bothering" me really as I am a superstar he thought I would want his attention I did NOT!


Truman: When did you last see GangsterRat?
Miss Pink: Just after 7 am he tried to give me a bunch of roses but I calmly told him to leave & threw the roses in the bin. 

Truman: I heard you had a disagreement with GangsterRat. Was that what this was about? 
Miss Pink: A disagreement? I don't recall a disagreement I shouted at him to leave me alone but in a ladylike sort of way!!!

Truman: How well do you know Ms. Katie, Ms. Pearl, Professor Dylan, Chef Winston, and Dame Shayna?
Miss Pink: Oh furry well indeed especially Winston *winks*

Truman: Really *interested* do explain.
Miss Pink: He supplies me wiv Nip Champers!
We had a quick chat at the Manor about 11ist I fink. 
Shayna is my boss! We is all one happy family!

Truman: Do you know anyone who may have had a motive to kill GangsterRat?
Miss Pink: None whatsoever we is all loving innocent anipals and would NEVER do that !!! *innocent ears*

Truman: Are you having any type of financial troubles?
Miss Pink: Oh no Detective noone whatsoever I makes a lot of nip dollars at Nipclub Manor! Plus I has my singing career. 

Truman: Who do you think possibly killed GangsterRat and why?
Miss Pink: I think he did it to himself and then tried to frame us all to make us look guilty!!!










2 comments:

  1. Great interviews! I especially like the suicide theory put forth by Ms. Pearl *tries not to giggle*

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  2. Yes and Dylcat's theory rings with truth too.

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